1 00:00:02,001 --> 00:00:04,341 [Theme music] 2 00:00:10,510 --> 00:00:17,850 Song: Love, exciting and new. 3 00:00:17,934 --> 00:00:25,784 Come aboard, we're expecting you. 4 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:34,579 And love, life's sweetest reward. 5 00:00:34,659 --> 00:00:35,619 Let it flow. 6 00:00:37,829 --> 00:00:42,459 It floats back to you. 7 00:00:42,542 --> 00:00:45,882 The love boat. 8 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:49,472 Soon we'll be making another run. 9 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:53,889 The love boat. 10 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:57,270 Promises something for everyone. 11 00:00:57,348 --> 00:01:04,188 Set a course for adventure, your mind on a new romance. 12 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:14,987 And love, won't hurt any more. 13 00:01:15,074 --> 00:01:20,914 It's an open smile on a friendly shore. 14 00:01:23,875 --> 00:01:24,825 It's love. 15 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:30,804 Welcome aboard, it's love. 16 00:01:35,762 --> 00:01:37,142 [Theme music] 17 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:48,322 [Horns] 18 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:00,077 Hi. 19 00:02:00,161 --> 00:02:01,041 I'm Gary Michaels. 20 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:02,830 Could you help me find my cabin, please? 21 00:02:02,914 --> 00:02:05,964 Well, if I can't, i'm in a lot of trouble. 22 00:02:06,042 --> 00:02:07,542 Promenade 316. 23 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,667 Sure. 24 00:02:08,753 --> 00:02:10,133 It's right through those doors and-- 25 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:10,883 do you hear music? 26 00:02:10,964 --> 00:02:11,634 [Music playing] 27 00:02:11,714 --> 00:02:12,724 Wedding bells? 28 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:13,799 You'll have to excuse him. 29 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:16,223 He always gets romantic at the start of the cruise. 30 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,722 It's this antique music box of mine. 31 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:20,005 It must have come open. 32 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:20,968 Oh, that's nice. 33 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:22,267 That's a beauty. 34 00:02:22,350 --> 00:02:24,560 Well, you think that's a beauty, look inside. 35 00:02:24,644 --> 00:02:26,404 Oh, man. 36 00:02:26,479 --> 00:02:27,109 What a knockout. 37 00:02:27,188 --> 00:02:29,478 That's a very pretty lady. 38 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:30,566 She's my wife. 39 00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:33,280 Or she was my wife. 40 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:34,901 Oh, sorry. 41 00:02:34,988 --> 00:02:35,608 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 42 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:38,067 That was almost 100 years ago. 43 00:02:38,157 --> 00:02:40,787 In another life. 44 00:02:40,869 --> 00:02:42,909 I keep hoping I'll find her again. 45 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:44,746 She's really the only girl I want. 46 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,921 Well, guess I'll settle in. 47 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,500 Through those doors, right? 48 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:50,625 Yeah. 49 00:02:50,712 --> 00:02:53,132 Wedding bells isn't the only thing that guy's hearing. 50 00:02:53,214 --> 00:02:54,224 Hi. I'm Diane Dayton. 51 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,509 Oh, yeah. It's right here. 52 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:55,932 Diane Dayton. 53 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,469 Fiesta 228. 54 00:02:58,553 --> 00:02:59,263 That's right. 55 00:02:59,345 --> 00:03:00,215 Yeah, ok. 56 00:03:00,305 --> 00:03:01,385 Right into the elevator and down a flight. 57 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:02,392 Thanks. 58 00:03:02,473 --> 00:03:03,223 You bet. 59 00:03:03,308 --> 00:03:04,888 Gopher, gopher, that's her. 60 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:06,226 Her who? 61 00:03:06,311 --> 00:03:08,271 That's the girl in the antique music box. 62 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:15,446 She sure looks good for her age, doesn't she? 63 00:03:15,528 --> 00:03:17,778 Mom, I want to see captain steer the ship. 64 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:18,534 I want to see where the captain steers the ship 65 00:03:18,615 --> 00:03:19,315 and where the radar is. 66 00:03:19,407 --> 00:03:20,277 Ok, ok. 67 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,276 All right. 68 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:26,287 Come on. 69 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,169 Hi. 70 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:27,458 I'm Barbara Lee and this is my son Mike. 71 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:29,130 Hi. 72 00:03:29,208 --> 00:03:29,668 Welcome aboard. 73 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,791 Thank you. 74 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,048 Your cabin is on the promenade deck, Mrs. Lee. 75 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:35,469 It's right through the lobby in the-- 76 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,298 where is the captain steer. 77 00:03:37,383 --> 00:03:38,093 It's called the bridge. 78 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:39,256 And it's right up those stairs. 79 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,054 Mike. 80 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,523 Oh, I'm terribly sorry. 81 00:03:48,603 --> 00:03:50,733 If your camera is broken, I'd be glad to-- 82 00:03:50,813 --> 00:03:52,403 I think the case saved it. 83 00:03:52,482 --> 00:03:54,112 I just wish my knee came in a case. 84 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:57,822 Mike, you come down here right now. 85 00:04:04,827 --> 00:04:05,287 All right. 86 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,210 Now you apologize. 87 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:08,208 Sorry. 88 00:04:08,289 --> 00:04:11,289 Young man, you ever want to be a fullback, 89 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:14,086 you come see me in a few years, huh? 90 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:17,050 I coach high school football. 91 00:04:17,131 --> 00:04:17,761 George wetlin. 92 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:20,010 I'm Barbara Lee. 93 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:20,803 And Mike. 94 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:26,183 Is it just the two of you? 95 00:04:26,265 --> 00:04:26,845 Yes. 96 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:29,143 Just the two of us. 97 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:31,347 Are you sure you're all right? 98 00:04:31,437 --> 00:04:32,977 I think so. 99 00:04:33,064 --> 00:04:36,904 But an injury like this could require constant attention. 100 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,275 Come on, mom. 101 00:04:38,361 --> 00:04:40,361 I'm sorry, but as you see-- 102 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:43,866 Mike-- my constant attention is spoken for. 103 00:04:43,950 --> 00:04:44,620 Mike! 104 00:04:55,169 --> 00:04:55,879 Adam? 105 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,088 Have you seen Julie? 106 00:05:01,175 --> 00:05:01,625 No. 107 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,388 Gopher-- 108 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:04,719 sir. 109 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:05,564 Have you seen Julie? 110 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,598 No, she hasn't come on board yet. 111 00:05:07,682 --> 00:05:09,232 She's been kind of down lately. 112 00:05:09,308 --> 00:05:10,058 I hope nothing's wrong. 113 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:10,983 But what could be wrong? 114 00:05:11,060 --> 00:05:13,270 Oh, well, sir, anything could be wrong. 115 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,024 She could be in a taxi accident or a bus 116 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,856 accident, a train wreck. 117 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:20,111 Oh, here she comes. 118 00:05:20,194 --> 00:05:22,744 It's amazing she lived through all that. 119 00:05:22,822 --> 00:05:24,492 Hi, captain. 120 00:05:24,574 --> 00:05:26,244 Mindy, guys, sorry I am late. 121 00:05:26,325 --> 00:05:28,405 No, I'm sure you have a good reason. 122 00:05:28,494 --> 00:05:29,454 Well, yeah. 123 00:05:29,537 --> 00:05:30,997 I went to the beauty parlor while I was ashore. 124 00:05:31,080 --> 00:05:33,080 I knew she had a good reason. 125 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,416 It took longer than I expected. 126 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,420 It's something I've been wanting to do for a long time 127 00:05:37,503 --> 00:05:38,003 and I finally got up the nerve. 128 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:40,667 I hope you like it. 129 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:46,099 Oh my goodness. 130 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:49,849 I've never seen anything like it before. 131 00:05:49,932 --> 00:05:52,602 It's very interesting. 132 00:05:52,685 --> 00:05:53,435 Most unusual. 133 00:05:53,519 --> 00:05:56,729 I love the cut. 134 00:05:56,814 --> 00:05:59,364 I was so afraid you wouldn't like it. 135 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:01,902 Well, I'm just going to go down to my cabin 136 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,776 and play with my new hair-do. 137 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,414 Ok. 138 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,741 Well, at least we know one thing-- we'll always be able 139 00:06:08,826 --> 00:06:11,656 to pick her out in a crowd. 140 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:13,656 [Horn] 141 00:06:44,112 --> 00:06:46,162 Just the guy I was looking for. 142 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,489 You remember that picture you showed me? 143 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:48,493 The one with a girl in it? 144 00:06:48,574 --> 00:06:50,084 She's sitting right over there, by the pool. 145 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:52,579 I'm not kidding you. - Come on. 146 00:06:52,662 --> 00:06:53,752 I'm used to being kidded, gopher. 147 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:55,330 It's all right. - I am not kidding you. 148 00:06:55,414 --> 00:06:58,384 She looks just like the girl and she's sitting right over there. 149 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:05,474 That's-- that's her. 150 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:07,970 That's-- that's the girl I was married to. 151 00:07:08,052 --> 00:07:09,352 Well, if I were you, I wouldn't introduce 152 00:07:09,428 --> 00:07:10,638 myself just like that. 153 00:07:23,151 --> 00:07:25,701 Yes? 154 00:07:25,778 --> 00:07:28,238 Hello again. 155 00:07:28,322 --> 00:07:30,372 Do I know you? 156 00:07:30,449 --> 00:07:32,699 Well, don't you? 157 00:07:32,785 --> 00:07:34,615 Uh, no. 158 00:07:34,704 --> 00:07:35,754 I don't think so. 159 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:37,330 Well, I have something that might jog your memory. 160 00:07:37,415 --> 00:07:40,785 As a matter of fact, it will blow your mind. 161 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:42,627 I have a picture that you have to see. 162 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:45,512 Oh, not the old come into my cabin and look at my etchings 163 00:07:45,590 --> 00:07:46,420 routine. 164 00:07:46,507 --> 00:07:47,177 No, no. 165 00:07:47,258 --> 00:07:47,718 Wait here. 166 00:07:47,800 --> 00:07:49,340 I'll be right back. 167 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:50,217 I can't. 168 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:51,683 I have an appointment for a massage. 169 00:07:51,762 --> 00:07:54,022 But-- but this is very important. 170 00:07:54,098 --> 00:07:54,558 Please? 171 00:07:54,640 --> 00:07:56,390 So's my massage. 172 00:07:56,475 --> 00:07:58,975 Well then, meet me after. 173 00:07:59,061 --> 00:07:59,561 Well-- 174 00:07:59,645 --> 00:08:00,515 you won't be sorry. 175 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:06,188 Ok. 176 00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,697 The starlight tech in about two hours. 177 00:08:07,778 --> 00:08:07,988 Perfect. 178 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,410 Ok. 179 00:08:09,488 --> 00:08:10,448 I'll see you later. 180 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:11,241 Bye. 181 00:08:15,828 --> 00:08:17,578 [Hums wedding march] 182 00:08:23,252 --> 00:08:24,172 Hey! 183 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:26,423 Well now, if it isn't the little fullback. 184 00:08:26,505 --> 00:08:27,255 You want to play rough? 185 00:08:35,097 --> 00:08:36,557 Mike! 186 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:37,271 What are you doing-- 187 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,980 Mr. Wetlin, what are you doing? 188 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:43,651 Well, he started it. 189 00:08:43,731 --> 00:08:46,441 What am I going to do with you? 190 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:47,935 I'm sorry, Mr. Wetlin. 191 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:49,607 It's George. 192 00:08:49,695 --> 00:08:50,775 It's ok. 193 00:08:50,863 --> 00:08:52,453 We were having fun together. 194 00:08:52,531 --> 00:08:54,201 Well, you're very understanding. 195 00:08:54,283 --> 00:08:55,243 Well, Mike. 196 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:57,246 I think we've bothered Mr. Wetlin quite enough. 197 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:57,948 No, really. 198 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,287 It's no bother. 199 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:02,122 In fact, it'd be great if you two could join me for dinner. 200 00:09:02,208 --> 00:09:03,788 Can we, mom? 201 00:09:03,876 --> 00:09:04,836 Can we? 202 00:09:04,919 --> 00:09:05,459 Well, that's very kind of you-- 203 00:09:05,544 --> 00:09:08,804 oh, it's not kindness. 204 00:09:08,881 --> 00:09:09,971 It's for totally selfish reasons. 205 00:09:10,049 --> 00:09:12,129 Well-- 206 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,138 it's a date then. 207 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:15,300 All right. 208 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:16,178 I'll see you at 7:00. 209 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:20,559 Come on, Mike. 210 00:09:20,643 --> 00:09:23,483 Join me while I get some sun, ok? 211 00:09:23,562 --> 00:09:25,442 I don't want to. 212 00:09:25,523 --> 00:09:26,983 Well, Mike, I brought-- 213 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,986 I don't want any books. 214 00:09:29,068 --> 00:09:29,778 Mike? 215 00:09:37,785 --> 00:09:39,405 Here, let me help you with those. 216 00:09:39,495 --> 00:09:39,945 Oh, it's all right. 217 00:09:40,037 --> 00:09:41,827 Thank you. 218 00:09:41,914 --> 00:09:45,214 I guess I just had so much suntan lotion on my hands, 219 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:45,843 they just slipped out. 220 00:09:45,918 --> 00:09:47,668 Thank you. 221 00:10:00,725 --> 00:10:02,685 Did Julie make it back? 222 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,188 Oh, you haven't seen her yet. 223 00:10:04,270 --> 00:10:05,150 No. 224 00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:07,319 Uh, Isaac, look, we've got to warn you-- 225 00:10:07,398 --> 00:10:07,938 [knocking] 226 00:10:08,024 --> 00:10:10,194 Hi, guys. 227 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:10,896 Hi. 228 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,525 [Laughter] 229 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:16,989 You don't like it? 230 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:19,454 Like what? 231 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:21,905 Oh, doc was just telling us a joke 232 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:22,246 about a rabbit and a bear-- 233 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:23,710 right. 234 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:25,709 [Laughter] 235 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:30,461 Oh, I thought you were laughing at my new hairdo. 236 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:32,836 Oh, you got a new hairdo. 237 00:10:32,923 --> 00:10:33,303 Yeah. 238 00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:35,342 Do you like it? 239 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:41,056 Ah, Julie, it's something else. 240 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,020 Oh, great. 241 00:10:42,099 --> 00:10:43,929 Then it's unanimous. 242 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:47,438 All my friends like my new hairdo. 243 00:10:47,521 --> 00:10:49,401 Well, I better get back to work. 244 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,862 I can't just stand around here all day looking gorgeous. 245 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:59,277 Her hair is dyed. 246 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,407 Her hair is dead. 247 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,624 What kind of friends are we? 248 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,083 Letting her walk around with hair that looks like that. 249 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:06,754 Somebody has got to tell her the truth. 250 00:11:06,832 --> 00:11:07,752 Ok. 251 00:11:07,833 --> 00:11:08,923 Gopher, since it's your idea, why don't-- 252 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,461 oh, no, no, no. 253 00:11:10,544 --> 00:11:12,304 We'll draw straws for it. 254 00:11:12,380 --> 00:11:13,380 Short straw tells her. 255 00:11:13,464 --> 00:11:15,844 Um, I don't think I should be a part of this. 256 00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:19,345 I mean, I am a minor and minors aren't allowed to gamble, 257 00:11:19,428 --> 00:11:22,098 especially on the high seas. 258 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,311 Draw your straw, minor. 259 00:11:40,032 --> 00:11:43,202 Too bad, gopher. 260 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,745 I just saw Julie. 261 00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:46,369 What are you going to do about that horrible hair of hers. 262 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,615 Well, we're just drawing straws to see 263 00:11:47,706 --> 00:11:49,996 who should tell her, sir. 264 00:11:50,084 --> 00:11:50,134 There's one left. 265 00:11:55,172 --> 00:11:55,972 Lost again, huh, gopher? 266 00:12:12,273 --> 00:12:14,153 Ok, here I am. 267 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,653 Blow my mind. 268 00:12:16,735 --> 00:12:20,485 Does this look like anybody you know? 269 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,913 That's me. 270 00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:23,952 Or my grandmother. 271 00:12:24,034 --> 00:12:24,334 No, no. 272 00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:27,830 It's you. 273 00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,043 But the picture's too old. 274 00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,504 Almost 100 years. 275 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,625 Where'd you get this. 276 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:35,591 Well, most recently in an antique shop. 277 00:12:35,671 --> 00:12:39,341 And then I started remembering our other life together. 278 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:39,795 Other life? 279 00:12:39,884 --> 00:12:41,224 Our other life? 280 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,682 Yes. 281 00:12:42,761 --> 00:12:46,771 I'm talking about reincarnation and love, a love so strong 282 00:12:46,849 --> 00:12:48,889 that it made us find each other again. 283 00:12:48,976 --> 00:12:52,306 I don't know what you're on, but it sure can't be legal. 284 00:12:52,396 --> 00:12:56,526 Well, did I imagine the picture? 285 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:59,109 That's me all right. 286 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,275 I don't understand. 287 00:13:00,362 --> 00:13:02,872 Well, you'll start remembering again, just like I did. 288 00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:08,868 Look, it's 1890 and we're on a ship together, just like now. 289 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,874 Think back. 290 00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,496 Just think back. 291 00:13:13,584 --> 00:13:16,134 Try to see it the way it was. 292 00:13:16,212 --> 00:13:18,382 Think. 293 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:21,384 Just thinking back now. 294 00:13:21,467 --> 00:13:24,927 The way it was. 295 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:28,312 [Horn] 296 00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:33,600 This is the most wonderful honeymoon anybody ever had. 297 00:13:33,687 --> 00:13:35,607 I've got something for you. 298 00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:37,069 A wedding present. 299 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,653 Oh, darling. 300 00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,397 It's magnificent. 301 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:42,948 Open it up. 302 00:13:46,951 --> 00:13:49,791 Thank you. 303 00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:49,910 I love you. 304 00:13:55,334 --> 00:13:58,754 Darling, I'll never forget this moment. 305 00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:01,217 Nor will I, not if I live forever. 306 00:14:08,180 --> 00:14:10,390 Couldn't you see it? 307 00:14:10,474 --> 00:14:12,524 Couldn't you see the way it was? 308 00:14:12,601 --> 00:14:14,101 You gave me this music box. 309 00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:16,266 I-- i-- 310 00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,105 I don't know. 311 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:20,111 I think i-- 312 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:36,832 i'm-- 313 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,585 Gopher: I'm going now. 314 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,264 I told you that I'd do it. 315 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:45,802 You lost fair and square. 316 00:14:45,884 --> 00:14:47,644 I will tell her. 317 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,970 I just happen to be busy at the moment, all right? 318 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:49,854 No, wait a second. 319 00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:50,810 This is the moment. 320 00:14:50,889 --> 00:14:54,639 We don't have to do this right now. 321 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:55,227 Oh, hi guys. 322 00:14:55,311 --> 00:14:57,771 Hi, Julie. 323 00:14:57,855 --> 00:15:00,815 What's going on? 324 00:15:00,899 --> 00:15:03,899 Gopher, the lady's talking to you. 325 00:15:03,986 --> 00:15:05,196 We have a problem. 326 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,449 Oh, well, you know, if you guys have a problem, 327 00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,491 any problem, I want to help. 328 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:12,906 Oh, you like all the little curls around my head. 329 00:15:12,995 --> 00:15:14,115 It's the way I would have worn it. 330 00:15:14,204 --> 00:15:17,084 Yeah, it's amazing what you can do with hair. 331 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:17,786 Thanks. 332 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:19,535 Now what about your problem? 333 00:15:24,423 --> 00:15:25,173 The problem is hair. 334 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:26,177 Mine? 335 00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:28,178 No. 336 00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,180 Mine hair. 337 00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:31,182 Mein herr. 338 00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:33,603 Doc and I have a bet on how to spell mine hair. 339 00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:37,942 Yeah, is it m-e-i-n or m-i-e-n. 340 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,270 Oh, m-e-i-n capital h-e-r-r. 341 00:15:40,356 --> 00:15:42,066 There you go. 342 00:15:42,149 --> 00:15:43,359 You see? 343 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,112 Ladies with beautiful hairdos are also beautiful spellers. 344 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:02,957 Mike, honey, slow down. 345 00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,375 You're gonna make yourself sick. 346 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:06,723 Hey, your mom's right, tiger. 347 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:10,389 If you don't chew your food, no assimilation, no muscle. 348 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:11,929 Right, coach. 349 00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,182 Oh, I almost forgot. 350 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:17,733 Mike, they had this in the gift shop with your name on it. 351 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:18,520 Thanks. 352 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:28,320 What is it? 353 00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:31,034 Well, it's a pedometer. 354 00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,195 Joggers and athletes use it. 355 00:16:33,283 --> 00:16:36,333 In the morning, you set it to 0, clip it on your clothes, 356 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:37,082 and at the end of the day, it tells you 357 00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:39,252 how many miles you've covered. 358 00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:40,621 It'll also tell your mom how many 359 00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:43,248 miles she covered chasing you. 360 00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:43,665 Hi, Mr. Wetlin. 361 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,212 Mrs. Lee. 362 00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:46,545 Barbara, this is Vicki. 363 00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:47,050 She's the captain's daughter. 364 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:48,721 - Hi. - Hi. 365 00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,549 She's available to sit with Mike tonight, 366 00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:52,434 if that's all right with you. 367 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,811 Oh, I don't think that will be necessary. 368 00:16:54,888 --> 00:16:56,718 Mike and I will be turning in soon. 369 00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,017 Please, Barbara. 370 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,600 I'm sure Mike will be in very good hands with Vicki. 371 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:03,605 Don't worry about a thing. 372 00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,319 Well, I suppose it will be all right. 373 00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,819 A girl? 374 00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,151 Yes. 375 00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,446 All right then. 376 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,609 I'll be down in a few minutes to show you the medicine he has 377 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,948 to take before he goes to bed. 378 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:16,744 Ok. 379 00:17:16,827 --> 00:17:18,447 Come on, Mikey. 380 00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,157 Medicine? 381 00:17:20,247 --> 00:17:21,287 Is everything all right? 382 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,253 Oh yes. 383 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,382 Everything's fine. 384 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:26,459 It's just that when you have kids, you have medicine. 385 00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,085 Speaking of medicine, my doctor 386 00:17:28,172 --> 00:17:30,342 tells me that I should be dancing at least two miles 387 00:17:30,424 --> 00:17:31,134 a night. 388 00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:39,222 I don't know. 389 00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:40,808 It's just so hard to accept that you and I 390 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,523 had a previous life together. 391 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:43,983 Why? 392 00:17:44,062 --> 00:17:46,982 Diane, listen, reincarnation is a belief shared by millions 393 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:47,896 of hindus and Buddhists. 394 00:17:47,983 --> 00:17:50,323 My folks are southern baptists. 395 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:52,322 Oh. 396 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:54,704 Well, darling, you're just avoiding the truth. 397 00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:55,662 I'm not. 398 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,281 And please don't call me darling. 399 00:17:57,367 --> 00:17:58,197 Why? 400 00:17:58,285 --> 00:18:00,405 It feels right, doesn't it? 401 00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:00,696 No. 402 00:18:00,788 --> 00:18:02,618 Yes. 403 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:04,786 Oh, I don't know what I feel. 404 00:18:04,875 --> 00:18:07,415 Diane, I never thought i'd be lucky enough to find you-- 405 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:08,213 again. 406 00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,010 [Laughter] 407 00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:15,513 Good evening everybody. 408 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,014 Good evening. 409 00:18:18,096 --> 00:18:18,216 Oh, thank you, John. 410 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:24,354 Gopher? 411 00:18:24,436 --> 00:18:25,936 Mm? 412 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:26,651 Have you spoken to Julie? 413 00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:30,320 About what, sir? 414 00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,070 Oh, about the-- the word. 415 00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:34,743 Oh, mein herr. 416 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:37,412 Oh, sir, that's all straightened out. 417 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:38,371 Oh. 418 00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,700 Very good. 419 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,496 Julie, I want you to know it wasn't 420 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:43,539 easy for gopher to tell you. 421 00:18:43,622 --> 00:18:45,502 Oh, merrill, was that a fog horn I just heard? 422 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:47,212 Of course not. 423 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,382 It's a very clear night. 424 00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,881 Anyway, Julie, as I was saying. 425 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,883 It wasn't easy for gopher to tell 426 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:58,135 you about that silly looking hairdo and that horrible color. 427 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,100 That's what a friend is for. 428 00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:06,725 Oh, captain, if you win the rest of my friends 429 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:09,232 will excuse me, I'll take my silly 430 00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:12,534 looking hairdo with its horrible color back to my cabin. 431 00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:14,239 Excuse me. 432 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:19,530 I didn't even draw the short straw. 433 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,714 You know, I imagine raising a little boy all by yourself 434 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:35,006 can be pretty tough. 435 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,090 When I was first divorced about four years ago, it was. 436 00:19:38,176 --> 00:19:40,636 And now I kind of like it being just Mike and me. 437 00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,311 I know what you mean. 438 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,519 I'm set in my ways, too. 439 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,849 You know, I've been a bachelor for so long I've gotten 440 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,273 to like holes in my socks. 441 00:19:52,608 --> 00:19:55,188 I'm really glad I let you talk me into this, 442 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:58,567 because I'm having a wonderful time. 443 00:19:58,655 --> 00:19:59,985 I knew you would. 444 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,253 Enjoying yourself? 445 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:09,830 I can't explain it, but I feel so close to you. 446 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,047 Well, you should we've loved each other a long time. 447 00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,628 Oh, Gary, could that really be true? 448 00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,094 Of course it is. 449 00:20:16,173 --> 00:20:19,723 You know it is. 450 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:23,851 Ah, darling, I'll never forget this moment. 451 00:20:23,931 --> 00:20:26,641 Neither will I, not if I live forever. 452 00:20:39,237 --> 00:20:40,987 I haven't been on a date in a long time, 453 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:43,283 but I don't ever remember it being this much fun. 454 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:45,487 That's because you've never been out with a guy 455 00:20:45,577 --> 00:20:46,697 as charming as I am. 456 00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,327 I was just thinking that. 457 00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:01,009 Is something wrong? 458 00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,803 Well, it's late and I should be getting back. 459 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:05,006 It's early. 460 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,257 Mike's in very good hands with Vicki. 461 00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:08,388 There's really nothing to worry about. 462 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:12,225 Well, I'd feel better if I looked in on him. 463 00:21:12,312 --> 00:21:13,152 Sure. 464 00:21:13,230 --> 00:21:15,110 I'll be back in a few minutes. 465 00:21:15,190 --> 00:21:17,530 Here, take this with you. 466 00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:38,921 Well, guess it was no it's accident 467 00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,296 that I took this cruise. 468 00:21:41,383 --> 00:21:43,513 Oh, you couldn't have avoided it if you tried. 469 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:49,560 There's only one thing I regret though. 470 00:21:49,641 --> 00:21:50,311 What's that? 471 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:51,522 This won't be our first time. 472 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,630 Mrs. Lee, he just got to sleep. 473 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:26,598 I tried to page you at the night club, but-- 474 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,968 Vicki called me when Mike wouldn't take his medicine. 475 00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:31,767 You can't imagine-- 476 00:22:31,850 --> 00:22:34,440 oh, yes, I can. 477 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:36,349 How much do I owe you, Vicki. 478 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,808 Oh, don't worry about it. 479 00:22:37,898 --> 00:22:41,438 Mr. Wetlin took care of everything. 480 00:22:41,526 --> 00:22:42,396 Good night. 481 00:22:42,486 --> 00:22:43,196 Good night. 482 00:22:48,116 --> 00:22:51,036 How long has your son been taking this medicine? 483 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:52,949 About five years. 484 00:22:53,038 --> 00:22:56,708 I assume it's for his hyperactivity? 485 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,212 More than that. 486 00:22:58,293 --> 00:23:01,553 Mike has minimal brain dysfunction. 487 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:05,800 It affects his coordination and his attention span. 488 00:23:05,884 --> 00:23:08,304 I'm sure you already know that. 489 00:23:08,386 --> 00:23:11,636 But most of the time, he's a happy, affectionate 490 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:12,973 child, just like anyone else. 491 00:23:13,058 --> 00:23:14,728 And then suddenly-- 492 00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,400 violent, destructive, aggressive. 493 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:24,610 Yes and he can hurt himself and others. 494 00:23:24,694 --> 00:23:29,374 His father wanted to put him in an institution, but i-- 495 00:23:29,449 --> 00:23:31,279 I just couldn't do it. 496 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,498 I guess it was hard for my husband 497 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:37,828 to deal with, having a child that wasn't 498 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:39,746 like all the other children. 499 00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:42,165 Constant pressure, the embarrassment. 500 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,724 I know these situations are never easy. 501 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,799 That's what finally broke up our marriage. 502 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:53,555 Well, please call me if you need anything. 503 00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:54,520 Thank you. 504 00:23:54,599 --> 00:23:57,189 Good night, Mrs. Lee. 505 00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:58,019 Good night. 506 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:22,340 Julie. 507 00:24:22,419 --> 00:24:23,209 You sure you want to be seen with someone 508 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,875 with such silly looking hair? 509 00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:27,343 Julie, please. 510 00:24:27,424 --> 00:24:29,474 I want to apologize about that. 511 00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:31,681 Everybody feels terrible that they hurt your feelings. 512 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:32,721 Really. 513 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,224 Oh, you didn't hurt my feelings. 514 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:37,306 You just made me very angry. 515 00:24:37,392 --> 00:24:39,102 Well, guess what? 516 00:24:39,186 --> 00:24:40,896 I got Gladys to open up the beauty salon 517 00:24:40,979 --> 00:24:42,649 and she gave me some hair dye. 518 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,231 Oh. 519 00:24:44,316 --> 00:24:44,896 What color are you going to dye your hair? 520 00:24:44,983 --> 00:24:45,783 Julie, come on. 521 00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,779 Please. 522 00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,451 I'm not going to change the color of my hair 523 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:52,319 just because you guys insist on living in the 18th century. 524 00:24:52,407 --> 00:24:55,197 Give me one good reason why I should. 525 00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:56,235 Because it's the pits. 526 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:02,040 That bad? 527 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:02,825 The pits? 528 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:06,172 The pits. 529 00:25:10,467 --> 00:25:12,587 We who are about to die, salute you. 530 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:21,899 Gar-- 531 00:25:21,978 --> 00:25:23,228 Gary: I'll be right out. 532 00:25:23,313 --> 00:25:24,153 I'm brushing my teeth. 533 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:30,784 What takes you so long to get ready for bed anyway? 534 00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:32,822 Gary: I want this night to be perfect. 535 00:25:37,035 --> 00:25:39,825 [Music box playing] 536 00:26:31,923 --> 00:26:33,683 Barbara, I got worried. 537 00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:36,338 What happened to you? 538 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,518 Well, i-- I have this headache, and i-- 539 00:26:40,598 --> 00:26:43,058 I thought, well, maybe I just better go to sleep. 540 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:45,313 Well, I wish you'd come and told me that. 541 00:26:45,395 --> 00:26:47,555 I could have been waiting out there all night. 542 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:48,437 I'm sorry. 543 00:26:48,523 --> 00:26:49,733 Look, Barbara. 544 00:26:49,816 --> 00:26:51,106 If you don't want to see me, you don't have to make up excuses. 545 00:26:51,192 --> 00:26:52,692 Just tell me. 546 00:27:21,556 --> 00:27:22,266 Julie: It's a mess job, huh? 547 00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:24,099 I sure hope it works. 548 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:24,934 I'm sure it'll work. 549 00:27:25,018 --> 00:27:25,938 What? 550 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:26,769 I'm sure it will work. 551 00:27:26,853 --> 00:27:28,063 Gladys guaranteed it. 552 00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:29,606 I hope so. 553 00:27:29,689 --> 00:27:32,029 Being glamorous was fun, but I understand 554 00:27:32,108 --> 00:27:35,148 why movie stars have to take such good care of themselves. 555 00:27:35,236 --> 00:27:36,236 Mm-hm. 556 00:27:36,321 --> 00:27:37,491 - Being glamorous is hard work. - Yep. 557 00:27:37,572 --> 00:27:42,622 Ew, I got this stuff all over my hand. 558 00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,122 Hey, Julie, you know you're not supposed to leave 559 00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:47,004 this stuff on overnight. 560 00:27:47,082 --> 00:27:47,792 I'll see you in the morning. 561 00:27:50,668 --> 00:27:53,208 Oh, I sure hate to leave all this stuff on my hair 562 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,336 overnight, but if it works, it'll be worth it. 563 00:28:13,358 --> 00:28:14,688 [Music playing] 564 00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:30,957 Ah, oh, it's a good day for singing a song. 565 00:28:31,042 --> 00:28:33,922 Oh, it's a good day for moving along. 566 00:28:39,300 --> 00:28:42,300 My hair is green. 567 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:45,927 I come from a long line of blond haired, blue eyed people 568 00:28:46,015 --> 00:28:49,135 and I have green hair. 569 00:28:49,227 --> 00:28:51,557 Green haired people are very lonely people. 570 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:15,341 Morning. 571 00:29:15,420 --> 00:29:16,590 How's your headache? 572 00:29:16,671 --> 00:29:22,181 George, look, I didn't really have a headache last night. 573 00:29:22,260 --> 00:29:23,140 I'd like to explain. 574 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:24,049 Please sit down. 575 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:32,520 I didn't want to stand you up last night. 576 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,904 See, there's something that I think you should know about-- 577 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:36,022 mom, look. 578 00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:42,204 Mike, that's great. 579 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:42,780 But I think that's about enough for now. 580 00:29:46,701 --> 00:29:47,331 You're quite a little athlete, Mike. 581 00:29:47,410 --> 00:29:50,870 Ah, he's in great shape. 582 00:29:50,955 --> 00:29:52,455 I want to be a football player when I grow up. 583 00:29:52,540 --> 00:29:54,880 Football's my favorite sport. 584 00:29:54,959 --> 00:29:57,209 Well, I'll tell you what, when we get back home, 585 00:29:57,295 --> 00:29:59,705 I'll get us some tickets and we'll go to a game. 586 00:29:59,797 --> 00:30:01,047 Really? 587 00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:01,722 Can I, mom? 588 00:30:01,799 --> 00:30:03,759 Well, I don't see why not. 589 00:30:03,843 --> 00:30:04,093 But only us men, huh? 590 00:30:04,177 --> 00:30:05,887 Right. 591 00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,560 Mom thinks football is for animals. 592 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,060 Hey, how's your pedometer working? 593 00:30:10,141 --> 00:30:10,981 Great. 594 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:13,269 I put on two miles already. 595 00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:15,863 Wow, I wish I could get my team to hustle like that. 596 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:22,203 Mike, Mike, Mike! 597 00:30:22,278 --> 00:30:24,318 - No! - Mike. 598 00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:25,365 Stop it, stop it! 599 00:30:25,448 --> 00:30:26,068 Mike. 600 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:27,027 [Growling] 601 00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,370 Mike. 602 00:30:33,373 --> 00:30:35,383 Spoiled kid. 603 00:30:35,458 --> 00:30:37,668 She ought to learn how to control him. 604 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:48,104 Diane, what happened to you last night. 605 00:30:48,179 --> 00:30:49,259 I came out of the bathroom and you were gone. 606 00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:52,227 I've heard of lousy ways of getting a girl into bed, 607 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:52,928 but re-incarnation? 608 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,807 That is the all time lowest. 609 00:30:55,895 --> 00:30:57,605 What are you talking about? 610 00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,229 How many other faces have you pasted 611 00:30:59,315 --> 00:31:01,605 in that music box of yours? 612 00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:02,323 Oh. 613 00:31:02,402 --> 00:31:04,402 Diane, I'm sorry. 614 00:31:04,487 --> 00:31:05,777 I really mean that. 615 00:31:05,863 --> 00:31:07,703 It just didn't work out the way I thought it would. 616 00:31:07,782 --> 00:31:09,782 See, I saw you in the travel agents office 617 00:31:09,867 --> 00:31:11,407 and when I heard you were booking 618 00:31:11,494 --> 00:31:14,004 the same cruise, well, i-- 619 00:31:14,080 --> 00:31:17,130 I got the idea and I took your picture. 620 00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:18,958 Get away from me. 621 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,803 I don't want to see your face for the rest of this cruise. 622 00:31:20,878 --> 00:31:21,588 And I mean that. 623 00:31:37,895 --> 00:31:38,605 Sir? 624 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:39,478 Yes? 625 00:31:39,564 --> 00:31:41,484 Julie won't come out of her cabin. 626 00:31:41,566 --> 00:31:43,436 She wouldn't come out for breakfast and I went by again 627 00:31:43,526 --> 00:31:44,316 and she still won't come out. 628 00:31:44,402 --> 00:31:46,322 Oh, if I had weird hair like that, 629 00:31:46,404 --> 00:31:47,664 I wouldn't come out of my cabin either. 630 00:31:55,747 --> 00:31:56,537 Sir? 631 00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:57,673 Yes? 632 00:31:57,749 --> 00:32:00,339 I think we really hurt Julie feelings. 633 00:32:00,418 --> 00:32:01,498 Oh. 634 00:32:01,586 --> 00:32:04,376 Oh, that must be my fault. I wouldn't 635 00:32:04,464 --> 00:32:06,094 have said anything to her if I had known 636 00:32:06,174 --> 00:32:08,184 gopher hadn't spoken to her. 637 00:32:08,259 --> 00:32:09,469 Well, maybe the next time each of us sees her, 638 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:12,682 we should tell her how much we really like her new hairdo. 639 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,354 That's a good idea, Isaac. 640 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,102 She's not the only girl with platinum hair. 641 00:32:16,184 --> 00:32:20,864 Besides, I'm sure we'll all get used to it, given time. 642 00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:22,018 I wonder how much time he's talking about. 643 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:29,614 Bye. 644 00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:33,117 Bye. 645 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:34,911 Hi, Mrs. Lee. 646 00:32:34,994 --> 00:32:36,624 Hi. 647 00:32:36,704 --> 00:32:38,624 Mike looks like he's doing much better. 648 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:39,366 Ah, yes. 649 00:32:39,457 --> 00:32:41,207 He's calmed down quite a bit. 650 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:41,832 And how are you doing? 651 00:32:41,918 --> 00:32:43,338 I'm hanging in there. 652 00:32:43,419 --> 00:32:44,129 Good. 653 00:32:45,546 --> 00:32:47,626 Here, I thought this trip would be perfect for Mike, 654 00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:48,875 but I'm afraid it's a little more 655 00:32:48,966 --> 00:32:50,176 excitement than he can handle. 656 00:32:50,259 --> 00:32:53,389 Well, he's a little more than your friend could handle. 657 00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:56,521 George, yes. 658 00:32:56,599 --> 00:32:57,639 Well, I thought for a while we could 659 00:32:57,725 --> 00:32:58,555 have something good together. 660 00:32:58,643 --> 00:33:00,983 But why can't you? 661 00:33:01,062 --> 00:33:02,652 Well, when he finds out about Michael's problem, 662 00:33:02,730 --> 00:33:04,110 he'll be off like a shot. 663 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:08,190 That doesn't sound like you're being very fair. 664 00:33:08,277 --> 00:33:11,197 Maybe he will run away, but then again, maybe he won't. 665 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:17,290 Now why don't you give him a chance to make up his own mind. 666 00:33:17,370 --> 00:33:18,910 Ah, say, doc-- 667 00:33:18,996 --> 00:33:19,656 sure. 668 00:33:19,747 --> 00:33:20,957 I'll look after Mike for you. 669 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:21,750 Thanks. 670 00:33:28,881 --> 00:33:29,551 Hey, Mike. 671 00:33:29,632 --> 00:33:30,842 You're doing great. 672 00:33:30,925 --> 00:33:31,545 Thanks. 673 00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:32,974 What's that guy's name? 674 00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:52,572 [Knocking] 675 00:33:52,655 --> 00:33:53,105 Who is it? 676 00:33:53,197 --> 00:33:54,907 Gopher: It's gopher. 677 00:33:54,991 --> 00:33:56,331 Come in. 678 00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:58,289 Julie, can't wait to see the color of your hair. 679 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:58,829 I haven't told the other guys. 680 00:33:58,911 --> 00:34:00,371 How did it turn out? 681 00:34:00,455 --> 00:34:02,115 Come on. 682 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:02,916 Julie? 683 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,829 Don't keep me in suspense. 684 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:09,297 Gopher, you remember this is not just my hair. 685 00:34:09,380 --> 00:34:11,800 You bought the dye, so it's your hair too, right? 686 00:34:15,261 --> 00:34:16,971 Ah! 687 00:34:17,054 --> 00:34:18,974 Julie, your hair is green. 688 00:34:19,056 --> 00:34:22,266 I mean, our hair is green, but mostly yours is-- 689 00:34:22,351 --> 00:34:24,151 green. 690 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,308 I know. 691 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:28,106 That's what I thought, but I needed a second opinion. 692 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:28,821 What am i-- 693 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:30,990 I'm sorry. 694 00:34:31,068 --> 00:34:32,318 Actually though, you know, it's not all green. 695 00:34:32,403 --> 00:34:33,283 Huh? 696 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:34,452 In back it's a little blue. 697 00:34:34,530 --> 00:34:35,240 Where? 698 00:34:40,536 --> 00:34:43,616 Diane, please. 699 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:46,036 I warned you to stay away from me. 700 00:34:46,125 --> 00:34:47,955 But listen, Diane, it's-- 701 00:34:48,044 --> 00:34:49,804 I know I did something wrong, but it 702 00:34:49,879 --> 00:34:50,669 was just a little white lie. 703 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:54,335 You're a terribly sick person. 704 00:34:54,425 --> 00:34:55,335 Ah, don't you see? 705 00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:58,006 Something-- something made me trick you so 706 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,426 that we could find each other. 707 00:34:59,514 --> 00:35:02,274 That something happens to be a nasty, perverted mind. 708 00:35:02,350 --> 00:35:04,350 No. 709 00:35:04,435 --> 00:35:05,185 It's love. 710 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:07,269 Last night, you were in love with me. 711 00:35:07,355 --> 00:35:08,265 Admit it. 712 00:35:08,356 --> 00:35:09,936 We both felt it. 713 00:35:10,024 --> 00:35:13,194 Last night, I didn't know you were a con man or a liar. 714 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:15,317 Ah, Diane, darling. 715 00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:15,864 We have to be together. 716 00:35:15,947 --> 00:35:17,447 You can't avoid it. 717 00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,282 No? 718 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:20,077 Watch me. 719 00:35:36,759 --> 00:35:37,429 George? 720 00:35:37,510 --> 00:35:39,550 Oh hi. 721 00:35:39,637 --> 00:35:42,387 How's your little darling doing? 722 00:35:42,473 --> 00:35:43,983 Look, you mustn't blame Michael 723 00:35:44,058 --> 00:35:44,728 for what happened this morning. 724 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:47,269 I don't blame Mike. 725 00:35:47,353 --> 00:35:48,733 I blame his overprotective mother who coddles him 726 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:51,733 and refuses to discipline him. 727 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:54,436 Look, if I'm overprotective, it's because I have to be. 728 00:35:59,365 --> 00:36:00,275 I didn't want to get into this with you, 729 00:36:00,366 --> 00:36:06,406 but I feel like you deserve an explanation. 730 00:36:06,497 --> 00:36:08,247 Mike has minimal brain dysfunction. 731 00:36:12,336 --> 00:36:13,916 He has what? 732 00:36:14,005 --> 00:36:17,675 It's a disease and it causes sudden uncontrollable 733 00:36:17,758 --> 00:36:19,678 bouts of anger and aggression. 734 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,720 Barbara, I'm sorry. 735 00:36:22,805 --> 00:36:25,265 I had no-- 736 00:36:25,349 --> 00:36:25,889 I apologize. 737 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,305 No need to apologize. 738 00:36:28,394 --> 00:36:29,274 Why didn't you tell me? 739 00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:31,773 Well, it's not exactly the kind of thing 740 00:36:31,856 --> 00:36:34,396 you discuss on a first date. 741 00:36:34,483 --> 00:36:37,403 You mean, it just happens to him without warning? 742 00:36:37,486 --> 00:36:39,356 Well, the medication helps to keep it under control. 743 00:36:39,447 --> 00:36:45,367 And there's a family counseling program that helps me to cope. 744 00:36:45,453 --> 00:36:49,543 Look, this is really unfair of me. 745 00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:51,634 I really just came in to see if you and i-- 746 00:36:55,463 --> 00:36:56,213 you don't need to be saddled with my problems. 747 00:37:07,558 --> 00:37:10,388 Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Mazatlan. 748 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:12,858 And tours will be leaning in one half hour. 749 00:37:17,026 --> 00:37:19,196 Hey, aren't you going to Mazatlan? 750 00:37:19,278 --> 00:37:21,068 It's really a fun spot. 751 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:22,235 Nah. 752 00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:25,833 Oh, boy, have I had a lot of good times there. 753 00:37:25,910 --> 00:37:26,660 I remember one time-- 754 00:37:26,744 --> 00:37:28,624 [crash] 755 00:37:43,135 --> 00:37:45,095 [Music playing] 756 00:38:01,654 --> 00:38:03,994 [Creaking] 757 00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:10,868 Diane! 758 00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,535 [Crash] 759 00:38:12,623 --> 00:38:13,293 No! 760 00:38:17,545 --> 00:38:18,705 Isaac. 761 00:38:18,796 --> 00:38:19,876 I just saw the past. 762 00:38:19,964 --> 00:38:21,094 I really saw it. 763 00:38:21,173 --> 00:38:22,973 I can't let it happen again. 764 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:28,220 Well, you want me to charge this to your past life 765 00:38:28,306 --> 00:38:29,056 or to this one? 766 00:38:31,934 --> 00:38:33,394 Gopher, did Ms. Dayton leave the ship? 767 00:38:33,477 --> 00:38:34,227 Yeah. 768 00:38:34,311 --> 00:38:35,231 She was one of the first one's off. 769 00:38:35,312 --> 00:38:36,982 Well, did she say where she was going? 770 00:38:37,064 --> 00:38:38,734 Ah, no. 771 00:38:38,816 --> 00:38:39,436 Oh, but I told her about this place 772 00:38:39,525 --> 00:38:41,435 makes fantastic margaritas. 773 00:38:41,527 --> 00:38:42,487 Los gatos. - Los gatos. 774 00:38:42,570 --> 00:38:43,200 Thanks 775 00:38:43,279 --> 00:38:45,239 actually that you put on-- 776 00:38:55,708 --> 00:38:56,668 Captain, it's me, Julie. 777 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,461 Let me in. 778 00:39:01,505 --> 00:39:04,045 Captain, I've got something awful to show you. 779 00:39:04,133 --> 00:39:05,383 Oh, relax Julie. 780 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:06,178 I've already seen your platinum hair. 781 00:39:06,260 --> 00:39:08,260 I'm really starting to like it. 782 00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:14,847 It's green. 783 00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:16,395 It's spoiled. 784 00:39:16,479 --> 00:39:17,099 What am I gonna do? 785 00:39:17,188 --> 00:39:18,808 I don't want green hair. 786 00:39:18,898 --> 00:39:19,768 Oh. 787 00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:21,107 There, there, Julie. 788 00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,282 We'll take care of it. 789 00:39:22,359 --> 00:39:23,439 [Sobs] 790 00:39:23,527 --> 00:39:24,277 Oh, sir. 791 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,201 There, there. 792 00:39:34,830 --> 00:39:37,120 [Music playing] 793 00:39:40,294 --> 00:39:43,304 Diane, am I glad I found you. 794 00:39:43,380 --> 00:39:44,630 Now listen, I know this sounds crazy, 795 00:39:44,715 --> 00:39:45,415 but you've got to get out of your fast. 796 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:47,218 Will you please leave me alone? 797 00:39:47,301 --> 00:39:47,971 No. 798 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,052 I saw our past. 799 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:50,506 This time I really saw it. 800 00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:52,426 And I just saw my future and you're not in it. 801 00:39:52,515 --> 00:39:52,805 Diane, I'm telling you the truth. 802 00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:54,430 I saw it. 803 00:39:54,517 --> 00:39:55,977 A chandelier fell on you. 804 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,020 Gary, take my advice. 805 00:39:57,103 --> 00:39:59,063 Have yourself committed. 806 00:39:59,146 --> 00:40:02,396 [Creaking] 807 00:40:05,027 --> 00:40:05,897 [Screams] 808 00:40:05,986 --> 00:40:06,526 [Crash] 809 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:23,090 Announcer: We will depart Mazatlan in 20 minutes. 810 00:40:23,170 --> 00:40:25,090 We hope you enjoyed your stay. 811 00:40:25,172 --> 00:40:27,052 You mean, her hair is green? 812 00:40:27,133 --> 00:40:28,473 I mean, really green? 813 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:29,301 Yes, but don't say anything about it. 814 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:32,175 Just try to make her feel better. 815 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,393 - I'll try. - All right. 816 00:40:33,472 --> 00:40:34,522 Now just be natural. 817 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:36,348 Don't even mention the word green. 818 00:40:36,433 --> 00:40:37,103 Ok. 819 00:40:40,604 --> 00:40:42,114 [Knocking] 820 00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:42,516 Who is it? 821 00:40:42,606 --> 00:40:44,976 Vicki: It's Vicki. 822 00:40:45,067 --> 00:40:45,647 Ah, just a second. 823 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:49,656 Come in. 824 00:40:53,325 --> 00:40:54,025 Hi. 825 00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:56,288 Hi. 826 00:40:56,370 --> 00:40:58,790 You come to see the lady with the freaky hair? 827 00:40:58,873 --> 00:40:59,753 Oh, no. 828 00:40:59,832 --> 00:41:02,382 I came to see you. 829 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:05,710 Did your dad or gopher tell you anything about my hair? 830 00:41:05,796 --> 00:41:06,876 No. 831 00:41:06,964 --> 00:41:09,514 Oh. 832 00:41:09,592 --> 00:41:10,632 Was dinner ok? 833 00:41:10,718 --> 00:41:12,848 Did you seat some nice people at your dad's table? 834 00:41:12,928 --> 00:41:13,598 Oh, yeah, Mr. and Mrs. Green. 835 00:41:19,018 --> 00:41:19,848 I mean, black. 836 00:41:23,314 --> 00:41:24,654 I missed you. 837 00:41:24,732 --> 00:41:25,402 Thanks. 838 00:41:25,482 --> 00:41:26,322 You would have loved dessert. 839 00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,900 It was delicious. 840 00:41:27,985 --> 00:41:29,355 Except dad wouldn't let me have any 841 00:41:29,445 --> 00:41:31,025 until I finished my vegetables. 842 00:41:31,113 --> 00:41:31,573 And you know how I hate green-- 843 00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:39,578 well, peas and spinach and broccoli and-- 844 00:41:39,663 --> 00:41:43,713 you sure nobody told you anything about my hair? 845 00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,382 Positive. 846 00:41:46,462 --> 00:41:48,712 Do you want to look at it? 847 00:41:48,797 --> 00:41:51,177 Eh, if you've seen one green head, you've seen them all. 848 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,965 Julie, I'm sorry. 849 00:41:57,056 --> 00:41:58,096 Oh, it's ok. 850 00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,642 I know you meant well. 851 00:41:59,725 --> 00:42:00,975 Would you look at it anyway? 852 00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:08,439 What do you think? 853 00:42:08,525 --> 00:42:09,235 I like it. 854 00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,028 Really? 855 00:42:11,987 --> 00:42:15,067 No. 856 00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:17,867 But I like you no matter what. 857 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:19,872 Thanks. 858 00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:22,464 Announcer: Hope you enjoyed your stay in Mazatlan. 859 00:42:22,539 --> 00:42:26,249 Our next stop is the port of Los Angeles. 860 00:42:32,716 --> 00:42:36,676 Mom, how come we didn't eat dinner with Mr. Wetlin tonight? 861 00:42:36,762 --> 00:42:40,312 Well, I guess he must have had other plans, honey. 862 00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,061 Say, there's a great movie on tonight. 863 00:42:41,141 --> 00:42:42,851 You want to go? 864 00:42:42,935 --> 00:42:44,515 Nah. 865 00:42:44,603 --> 00:42:44,653 I don't feel like it. 866 00:42:49,233 --> 00:42:50,733 Are you tired? 867 00:42:50,818 --> 00:42:52,858 You hardly touched your dinner at all. 868 00:42:52,945 --> 00:42:55,355 I'm ok. 869 00:42:55,447 --> 00:42:59,077 You know, when we get back home, 870 00:42:59,159 --> 00:43:01,369 I'm going to get some tickets and take 871 00:43:01,453 --> 00:43:03,833 us to that baseball game. 872 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:05,834 It's football, mom. 873 00:43:05,916 --> 00:43:06,626 Right. 874 00:43:10,004 --> 00:43:12,764 I'm going to get your pajamas and get you ready for bed. 875 00:43:40,117 --> 00:43:41,077 [Music playing] 876 00:43:48,083 --> 00:43:50,423 I feel so sorry for Julie sitting all alone in her cabin. 877 00:43:50,502 --> 00:43:52,672 Oh, I told her to take the night off. 878 00:43:52,755 --> 00:43:54,665 She didn't want to, so I insisted. 879 00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:55,837 [Laughter] 880 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:58,224 I didn't want any insensitive people laughing at her. 881 00:43:58,302 --> 00:43:59,892 I know what you mean. 882 00:43:59,970 --> 00:44:01,560 Mel, do you think Julie will be 883 00:44:01,638 --> 00:44:05,388 able to get all like green gook out of hair before we get home? 884 00:44:05,476 --> 00:44:06,806 Only if we hit an iceberg and it 885 00:44:06,894 --> 00:44:08,404 takes two years to tow us in. 886 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:09,309 Who knows? 887 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:10,766 Maybe just start a new fashion trend. 888 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:13,356 If not, we can fix her up with Kermit the frog. 889 00:44:29,375 --> 00:44:31,665 I can't believe what's happened to me on this cruise. 890 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:32,592 It's like a dream. 891 00:44:32,669 --> 00:44:34,839 Yes, except it's not a dream. 892 00:44:34,922 --> 00:44:36,592 It really happened. 893 00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:39,973 Well, I still don't know if I believe in reincarnation 894 00:44:40,052 --> 00:44:41,802 and foreseeing the future. 895 00:44:41,887 --> 00:44:44,137 But I really do know one thing for sure. 896 00:44:44,223 --> 00:44:45,773 You really did save my life. 897 00:44:45,849 --> 00:44:46,559 That's true. 898 00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:47,772 I did. 899 00:44:47,851 --> 00:44:50,271 And since I did, don't you think it's only fair that you 900 00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:51,234 spend the rest of it with me? 901 00:44:55,192 --> 00:44:57,362 Is that a yes? 902 00:44:57,444 --> 00:45:01,204 Why don't you ask me on our 50th anniversary? 903 00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:02,031 Make it 100. 904 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:40,240 Hi. 905 00:45:43,282 --> 00:45:45,412 Yeah. 906 00:45:45,492 --> 00:45:46,202 Hi. 907 00:45:49,246 --> 00:45:53,326 How come you didn't come and eat dinner with us tonight? 908 00:45:53,417 --> 00:45:55,457 I wasn't very hungry. 909 00:45:55,544 --> 00:45:58,304 Me neither. 910 00:45:58,380 --> 00:45:59,470 When we get home, are you still gonna 911 00:45:59,548 --> 00:46:02,338 take me to that football game? 912 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:05,796 I really don't know, Mike. 913 00:46:13,645 --> 00:46:15,305 Hey, watch it. 914 00:46:15,397 --> 00:46:16,897 What are you doing? 915 00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:25,371 It's ok, Mike. 916 00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:26,329 I'm here. 917 00:46:26,408 --> 00:46:28,868 Don't go away any more. 918 00:46:28,952 --> 00:46:32,162 You just try to get rid of me. 919 00:46:32,247 --> 00:46:33,997 Hey, could you handle a couple of cheeseburgers? 920 00:46:34,082 --> 00:46:36,082 Yeah. 921 00:46:36,168 --> 00:46:38,418 I have to ask my mom first. 922 00:46:38,504 --> 00:46:40,804 His mom says yes. 923 00:46:40,881 --> 00:46:41,881 But only if she can come, too. 924 00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:05,743 On the level now, do you really think he 925 00:47:05,822 --> 00:47:07,572 had a previous life together? 926 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:08,908 Well, I don't know about a previous life. 927 00:47:08,992 --> 00:47:09,582 But I know we're gonna have a great future life. 928 00:47:09,660 --> 00:47:11,330 [Laughter] - All right. 929 00:47:11,411 --> 00:47:12,541 - Thanks, guys. - Thanks. 930 00:47:12,621 --> 00:47:13,251 So long. 931 00:47:13,330 --> 00:47:14,710 Bye, bye. 932 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:16,710 Oh, I forgot to tell you, I want to have lot of kids. 933 00:47:16,792 --> 00:47:18,042 Oh, didn't he tell you? 934 00:47:18,126 --> 00:47:19,916 You already have an 87-year-old son. 935 00:47:25,634 --> 00:47:26,514 It's been wonderful. 936 00:47:26,593 --> 00:47:27,093 Ah. 937 00:47:27,177 --> 00:47:28,217 Thank you so much. 938 00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,013 Vicki, doc, thank you. 939 00:47:30,097 --> 00:47:31,767 Come see us again. 940 00:47:31,848 --> 00:47:33,598 We will. 941 00:47:33,684 --> 00:47:34,354 All three of us, huh? 942 00:47:34,434 --> 00:47:35,894 Bye, bye. 943 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,271 Ah, Vicki, excuse me. 944 00:47:47,614 --> 00:47:48,624 - Dad? - Yes? 945 00:47:48,699 --> 00:47:49,579 Where's Julie? 946 00:47:49,658 --> 00:47:52,238 Oh, she's probably hiding in her cabin. 947 00:47:52,327 --> 00:47:55,747 Well, how do you like, the new me? 948 00:47:55,831 --> 00:47:58,631 Actually it's the old new me, or the old new old me. 949 00:47:58,709 --> 00:47:59,419 Well, anyway, it's me. 950 00:47:59,501 --> 00:48:01,041 Oh, no, you didn't. 951 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:01,798 You don't like it? 952 00:48:01,878 --> 00:48:02,588 Oh, yes. 953 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:03,801 I do. 954 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:05,590 But I think that doc, Isaac, and gopher were just getting 955 00:48:05,674 --> 00:48:06,684 used to you the other way. 956 00:48:06,758 --> 00:48:07,508 You're kidding. 957 00:48:09,303 --> 00:48:10,053 No, he's not. 958 00:48:22,441 --> 00:48:25,361 [Theme music]